"STUFFED" LMAO - Week1

LMAO with Phil Brennan


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Jean Ahmed

Someone really needs to start a petition to ban football from vuvuzela concerts.



James Howard

What have Blackburn FC and a three pin plug got in common? A: They're both absolutely useless in Europe



Mustapha Zaza

Emile plans to open a pub when he retires - because he's great at putting shots over the bar



Joe Igoe

What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?.... the accused



Joe Igoe

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"



James Howard

There was once a fanatical Spurs supporter who thought of nothing but football all day long. He talked about football, read about football, watched nothing but football on television and attended matches as often as he possibly could. At last his poor wife could. stand it no longer. One night she said, 'I honestly believe you love Spurs more than you love me!''Blimey,' said the fan, 'I love Hartlepool United more than I love you!'



James Howard

met this really kinky girl last night. "Humiliate me", she said, So I bought her a Tottenham shirt!



Joe Igoe

Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face



Joe Igoe

David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.



Fred Williams

I met a fairy the other day who granted me one wish..."i want to live forever" i said, "sorry" said the fairy, "i'm not allowed to give out wishes like that".."fine" i said, "i want to die when Glasgow Rangers wint he european cup"..."you crafty b*****d" said the fairy